Here we have some breaking news from The Onion regarding Disney Channel child stars. Yes, reportedly, Disney claims its latest batch of child stars is so lifelike, you'll barely be able to tell they have no souls. This short news report includes an interview with a man who genetically creates the stars from scratch, giving them one of five personalities and choosing from a variety of skin and hair colors. Other than that, he says they're pretty much all the same. Thanks to Maddie W. for this hilarious video. My favorite part: "Zac Efron's skin will soon begin to deteriorate".
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